You’ve got an Offer. You’ve got clients.
But funding? NOPE. (outside of your paycheck, loans and credit cards)
Maybe you've:
Tried Googling grants and gave up
Downloaded one too many pitch deck templates and they are collecting dust
Paid a “strategist” who gave you vague fluff and vanished
That ends now.
Discover funding programs you didn’t know you qualified for
Eliminate the overwhelm of pitch prep, applications, and positioning
Avoid the $5K "consultants" who ghost after the invoice clears
Learn what actually goes in a deck that wins real money
FREE ACCESS
With P.A.T.R.I.C.I.A., you can stop guessing, start pitching, and finally get the capital to grow your business without selling equity or selling out.
When you have capital, things change — fast.
→ You stop begging for referrals and start investing in ads & sales reps
→ You stop bootstrapping and start expanding
→ You stop living in reaction and start building with intention
Funding doesn’t just buy time.
It buys options.
She’s not a PDF. Not a swipe file. Not another webinar recording.
She’s a smart, structured, AI-powered assistant trained to help you:
→ Build investor-worthy decks from scratch
→ Translate your offer into language funders actually respond to
→ Complete funding applications without staring at blank boxes
→ Position your business as a safe bet — not a risky experiment
P.A.T.R.I.C.I.A. is 100% free — because I want you to win. And when you're ready, I also offer a premium option that includes:
(1) Done-For-You Pitch Deck
Two 1:1 Funding Strategy Calls
A clarified offer & messaging to help you get funded
But start here with P.A.T.R.I.C.I.A. Then decide if you want me in your corner for the next step.
If you’re still “figuring out” what your offer even is
If you’re just looking for free templates
If you think funding is luck and not strategy
This isn’t for you.
P.A.T.R.I.C.I.A. was built for founders with real traction — And real goals.