You Know Funding Exists — But Where Do You Even Start?

MEET P.A.T.R.I.C.I.A –

Your FREE AI Assistant for Acquiring Grants, Loans, Crowdfunding, and Capital!

P.A.T.R.I.C.I.A. will show you where to find capital, how to pitch, and how to finally grow without draining your savings.

You’ve got an Offer. You’ve got clients.

But funding? NOPE. (outside of your paycheck, loans and credit cards)

Maybe you've:

  • Tried Googling grants and gave up

  • Downloaded one too many pitch deck templates and they are collecting dust

  • Paid a “strategist” who gave you vague fluff and vanished

That ends now.

P.A.T.R.I.C.I.A will help you:

  • Discover funding programs you didn’t know you qualified for

  • Eliminate the overwhelm of pitch prep, applications, and positioning

  • Avoid the $5K "consultants" who ghost after the invoice clears

  • Learn what actually goes in a deck that wins real money

FREE ACCESS

Get Your Free Funding ChatGPT Chatbot Assistant Now!

With P.A.T.R.I.C.I.A., you can stop guessing, start pitching, and finally get the capital to grow your business without selling equity or selling out.

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What You Can Do With Funding:

When you have capital, things change — fast.

→ You stop begging for referrals and start investing in ads & sales reps

→ You stop bootstrapping and start expanding

→ You stop living in reaction and start building with intention

Funding doesn’t just buy time.

It buys options.

How P.A.T.R.I.C.I.A. Helps You

She’s not a PDF. Not a swipe file. Not another webinar recording.

She’s a smart, structured, AI-powered assistant trained to help you:

→ Build investor-worthy decks from scratch

→ Translate your offer into language funders actually respond to

→ Complete funding applications without staring at blank boxes

→ Position your business as a safe bet — not a risky experiment

Why It’s Free

P.A.T.R.I.C.I.A. is 100% free — because I want you to win. And when you're ready, I also offer a premium option that includes:

  • (1) Done-For-You Pitch Deck

  • Two 1:1 Funding Strategy Calls

  • A clarified offer & messaging to help you get funded

But start here with P.A.T.R.I.C.I.A. Then decide if you want me in your corner for the next step.

Who It’s This is NOT for

  • If you’re still “figuring out” what your offer even is

  • If you’re just looking for free templates

  • If you think funding is luck and not strategy

This isn’t for you.

P.A.T.R.I.C.I.A. was built for founders with real traction — And real goals.